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[Bad Bob]

During a commercial airline flight an Air Force Pilot was seated next to
a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as
discreetly as possible.
 
The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon disembarking, he gallantly
offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related
impedimenta.
 
When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded,
"Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!"
 
Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said
nursing would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.
 
The Air Force Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion
exclaimed, "And all these years, I've been chewing gum."

[WOODARD]

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